Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Mary or Merry-what's in a name?

Several years ago I wrote on the importance of English in the business of outsourcing.   That truth remains unchanged.  Sadly the quality of English taught in most of our schools has not improved.  Earlier convent and missionary schools were the ultimate bastions of impeccable English.   But with our education laws insisting on interfering with school boards the English taught there is not what it was.  There are private schools where the State does not tread, but the less said about the education that "international" schools offer the better.

Last month there was this fresher who came in for an interview.  A smart, young, lady prattling in fairly good English.  Glancing at her resume I saw she had spelt the name of her school, "St. Merry's".  Surprised, I googled the school and of course it was "St. Mary's."  Perhaps it was a typo?
Prepared to give her the benefit of doubt, without pointing out her error I asked her to spell out the name of her school. "M-e-r-r-y" came the answer.
When I suggested it might be M-A-R-Y,  she looked puzzled for a moment, and then nodded giggling. (Yes she did.)
 After spending 12 years writing the name of her school, in every single book, perhaps dozens of times a year,  and just four years since leaving that school, she could not spell the name of her school!
And she didn't seem to find anything wrong with that.  Moron.

What, after all can any school teach someone who cannot take the trouble to remember its name?

Today I had an employee, a sincere, hardworking girl but English-language handicapped,  come in telling me that the insurer's letter asked for healthcare denials.  What the document actually said was that the bills had been partly paid by healthcare. Sigh. 
Girl, if you cannot read and interpret simple things like that, how can you ever be able to understand the immensely complicated and convoluted terms that attorneys normally use?   That one is headed for the chopping block.

That said, there's no need to be disheartened, you. There are plenty of giant LPOs that deal in work requiring only average English language skills.  And the work is repetitive. So once you learn what is needed, you're good for the next few years.  Or the next process anyway.  Just make sure you are able to make it through the interview speaking only in English. Let the accent go hang.





Tuesday, March 13, 2018

10 years in Legal Outsourcing-5 facts for you

I've been too busy dealing with outsourced business to keep up my blog.  Still am. But having just about finished a decade in the outsourcing business successfully (touchwood!) and looking at the number of page views here (as compared to the page views for my other blog Notebook, which I think is the more interesting blog) I thought I should revive this blog. Particularly since I have years of experience to share. Since this comes after a long hiatus, this is going to be a short entry.

5 things you must accept when in the outsourcing business-
1. No matter how high up the ladder you are, you're never going to be as rich as your outsourcers.
2. The fewer the number of middlemen/women involved in getting the business to you, the richer you are.
3. The only thing your outsourcers are concerned about is money.
4. The only thing you should be concerned about is the quality of work outsourced.
5. There are levels and levels in outsourced tasks,  but if you're lucky enough to get real litigation work, there's nothing more exciting!

See you soon.